Virginia is full.
In order to preserve hunting and fishing we are cutting off Northern Virginia as soon as possible, letting them become part of Delaware, Maryland; maybe even D.C. to make state number fifty-one as promised (or fifty-eight as Barack said he had visited). We are hoping for a border wall as soon as possible, and like NY forbidding all out of state vehicles from getting off I-95. To sweeten the deal, we will throw in Richmond, Charlottesville, and Norfolk/Virginia Beach. They can keep the like-minded Governor and his mansion on the hill with fences around it and give him a second term since he is so well loved there.
As our beloved President Jeff Davis said, "All we ask is to be left alone." (We have one more President here than y'all do. The newest one is really number 47.)
