Top 3 reasons not to hunt Kansas
3. You cant get lost out here, and what fun is that. You can see forever, and the roads all run in straight lines. Walk a mile in any direction and you will hit a section line road. Not like driving winding 2 tracks in the great north woods, where you may drive 5miles down a 2track at 10 miles/hr, only to find the road just stops with no place to turn around. And walk 50 yds from your truck and be totally turned around.
2. There are no multiflora rose, cat briars, or green briars tearing at you and hemorrhaging blood from you and the dogs. Sure there are those nasty plum thickets, but you can just walk the edge of them--but, unfortunately quail seem to drop right in the middle of them when you shoot.
1.And finally, there are no trees to lean your gun against--I mean a guy could pee his pants, looking for a place to lean his gun. You know that if you lay it on the ground , the dog will come in and stand on your beautiful stock.
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"How kind it is that most of us will never know when we have fired our last shot"--Nash Buckingham
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